plz talk dirty to me
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
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