a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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