It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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