Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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