I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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