Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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