i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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