But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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