Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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