Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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