Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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