Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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