I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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