Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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