let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
she told me i tasted like america
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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