sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
tell me about the fingering
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