Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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