Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
