i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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