I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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