Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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