I wish I could punch you in the face.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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