Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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