Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He? As in you personified your dick?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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