We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Randomize
