If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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