He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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