Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
sex in a hospital.. check
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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