I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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