There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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