No, you can still breathe under the balls.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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