That's intense
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
