can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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