Already got asked if we're dating
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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