i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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