I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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