I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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