I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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