she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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