You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
My dick has a subreddit
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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