normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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