If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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