So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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