just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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