We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I came so hard my ears popped.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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