the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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