Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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