She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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