He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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