wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
