whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You have to summon your inner elephant
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
We are all done wearing pants today
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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