I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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