New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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