i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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