fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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