is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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