no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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