talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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