what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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