He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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